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2004-08-02T01:56:00.000-07:00

PULP has some new free stuff.
Aside from their free posters (check the exclusive Shynola poster!!!) they also made a spiffy selection of free MP3's for you to download. Besides that, it's just a cool blog, too.

2003-08-04T08:08:00.000-07:00

PLAY is dead! Long Live Konichiwa!. Yes, PLAY has moved it’s fine ass to this place. the best links and lots of pics and info on the new KONICHIWA magazine.

2003-07-09T00:57:00.000-07:00

GI Joe (Windows Media Player, violence, insanity and bad language, not suitable for impressionable children)

2003-07-08T05:26:00.000-07:00

The ultimate yoyo experience. Right here, folks. (29 Mb ZIP-file, but well worth the effort)

2003-07-03T04:30:00.000-07:00

Go ahead. Make my day. Tell me your favourite band. And I will piss on it.

2003-07-03T01:13:00.000-07:00

Sometimes you wake up, see some shit and suddenly realise you’re living in a world that’s not far off from Blade Runner anymore, just grittier and less fair.

2003-07-01T02:46:00.000-07:00

This is a Magazine has a new issue out. Go read, click, and be inspired.
Or maybe you’re not into all that arty farty stuff? Maybe you crave the hard facts or maybe you’re one of those people who think art is dead and only kitsch is relevant. Whatever, we’re off to find jesus.

2003-06-30T05:36:00.000-07:00

Play Sonic The Hedgehog (orginal Sega Game in Flash)

2003-06-30T05:23:00.000-07:00

Go Rahzel Go Rahzel.. (windows media player) More beatbox crazyness on the human beatbox audio archive (they even got Michael Jackson freestyling! And a
tutorial so you can learn yourself)..

2003-06-27T01:06:00.000-07:00

Friday Game: BMX time trial Very nice, but quite hard…

2003-06-27T00:13:00.000-07:00

You can find is in da pub (windows media player, 50 pence)

2003-06-25T12:31:00.001-07:00

Catch the babies Michael Jackson drops from his hotel balcony.

2003-06-25T12:31:00.000-07:00

All your verbal oddities are belong to us: the best and most bizarre game quotes searchable by title, and/or system.

Want more side-slitting chuckles? Read another gem by the onion .

2003-06-18T06:05:00.000-07:00

Nice little game : defend your castle . Just pick up the little stickmen and toss them away. (watch out: pop ups on your way out)

2003-06-13T00:31:00.000-07:00

It’s the Matrix reloaded parody with Justin Timberlake and that guy that got peed on in American Pie 2

2003-06-12T04:41:00.000-07:00

For your entertainment: Listen to Wing, possible the worst singer in the world.
Make up your own hip hop anthem with Beatbox frenzy . Then follow the hype to the Matrix Reloaded remix of the Star wars Kid or watch this guy blow bubbles with a live tarantula in his mouth (last two indows media player)

2003-06-06T06:50:00.000-07:00

That’s my boy! Gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘premature baby’… (windows media, safe for work)

2003-06-06T00:01:00.000-07:00

Japu: the japanese clones of Tatu. Yes, it’s underage lesbian girls kissing, sponsored by Universal… watch the video for their Japanese cover of “All the things she said”. (windows media player)

2003-06-02T01:02:00.000-07:00

Play: is it art or is it crap? We don't know either. Sometimes you just can't tell. (click on ‘previous and be amazed..I totally love this one.)
On a related note: this is oddly compelling (move mouse up and down) and so is this..

The Viral factory: a collection of all those small movies every one keeps mailing you.

2003-05-22T08:43:00.000-07:00

Play is back to educate and entertain. To educate: buy these records (or just download the free mp3’s) and go read these books.
To entertain:
Here’s some silly movies about the stupid things cops can do (put the safety on!) (windows media player) and a cow doing matrix-style kung fu. (also windows media player)
And to close: a silly site about animals who dress up like Bob the Builder.

2003-05-19T00:22:00.000-07:00

Game: Pasteroids (Like asteroids, only with..uhm.. pasta)

2003-05-16T04:12:00.000-07:00

I wanna take you to a gaybar. Electric 6 tells the truth about British-American relations. Rock!

2003-05-15T00:37:00.000-07:00

quote:
"hoochie"
n. A female who is promiscuous by nature. A female who grants sexual favors easy. "Lets go mack on them hoochies over there!"

Do you want to be down with today's teens? Do you want the 411 on what’s all up in their biznizz? Then let the Baptist Church guide to teen lingo guide you on your path.

Old, but still good: Tribute by tenacious D (Full Video, Windows Media Player)

2003-05-12T06:14:00.000-07:00

It’s a Kalashnikov clip and mp3 player in one! and it looks nice with your army bikini.

2003-05-08T03:38:00.000-07:00

Game: Rocketman, about 10 minutes time-loss.
Music: this guy converts old and original blues and jazz vinyls into reaplayer files. Very, very good. No time loss when used as work soundtrack.
For free!
Here’s a short selection to tease ya. (realplayer)

2003-05-02T10:27:00.000-07:00

Finally! Another post. But, can’t stop to talk, ‘cuz I gotta clean these floors and walls! Just like these guys . It’s a page full of MP3’s of work training records and videos! Weeee!

But of course, you want the Friday game again, so here’s Web War

Talking about War: here’s a Star wars fan whose home video ended up on the web (windows media) and here’s the remix version (windows media again).

2003-04-14T00:52:00.000-07:00

Monday Game: SNAKE in flash: catch the mouse, but don’t eat your tail. It’s so addictive, we even play it on the toilet.

And now for some disobedience: re-coding (intro features William Shatner singing ‘the age of Aquarius’ live!) (warning: quicktime movie)

2003-04-11T00:23:00.000-07:00

Very little time. Obvious post: Freedom Figurine.

2003-04-08T07:59:00.000-07:00

Aaaargh! This is frustrating! Touch Bellini. Great practice for all you snipers out there, though.

2003-04-08T07:38:00.000-07:00

Push it down. It springs back up. Down. Up. Yes kids, it’s the suck bucket (windows media player)

Now THAT’S a spider. Jeezes.

2003-03-28T04:14:00.000-08:00

Better play it now before Nintendo takes it down: Super Mario shoot ‘em up! (ok, Nintendo took it down, you're too late; link now goes to burstfilms cartoons..oh well)

2003-03-27T11:22:00.000-08:00

Friday game: Fling The Cow (no explaining needed)
And here’s some pictures of
wheelchairs for dogs . Poor mutts.

2003-03-27T10:32:00.000-08:00

So, yeah, we haven’t updated in while. Stop mailing us about it. We have jobs and lives, you know. Well, jobs anyway. Here’s a nice game. Now Drop it! (thank you, come again)

2003-03-19T01:32:00.000-08:00

Some more strange and wonderful recordings: here you can find the dana countryman collection, and here you can meet Marcy . After all that kitsch, you might want to butch up. Gladiator School just might do the trick. Wouldn’t want to be too soft, after all. (windows media player)

2003-03-11T11:44:00.000-08:00

Give the drummer some: Clyde Stubblefield, James Brown’s legendary drummer and creator of the ‘say it loud’ and ‘funky drummer’ breaks has cancer and no health insurance. Give cybergivers, give!

2003-03-11T11:41:00.000-08:00

Shoot ‘em up!: a very realistic er..shoot’em up.

2003-03-11T07:51:00.000-08:00

This going to get us a lot of hits from google: a collection of lesbian paperback action in the 50's and 60's at strangesisters.com. Including "A Bed Is Not For Sleeping", "All The Gay Girls" and "The Abnormal Ones".

2003-03-05T09:18:00.000-08:00

If you've missed the best bit of Shooting Stars or want to see it again: here's your chance.

2003-03-05T04:56:00.000-08:00

Adding to the chief's brilliant post: don’t miss lil’ markie the singing foetus and Baby Lulu. Some of these records are actually for sale at the dusty groove on line shop for rare grooves. More strange music can be found in the MP3
archive for song poems .

2003-03-02T04:09:00.000-08:00

Real pleasure overload. Show And Tell Music collects history's most amazing album cover art. Check out the christian crazyness of Karatist Preacher, Freddy Gage, God addict Luis Torres and The Louvin Brothers. Check the exotica of Taboo 2.Turn on with Sex Love Story and cop out with the mountain Wind Harp.

2003-03-01T01:03:00.000-08:00

Fun filled holidays: take Hooter Airlines to Beaver Dick Park.

2003-02-28T08:02:00.000-08:00

Friday game: gutterball

Everyday game: This guy attached a tiny camera to a toy race car and chased pigeons down the road . Look! He’s doing it again! ( both windows media player)

2003-02-28T05:35:00.000-08:00

Well I guess this was bound to happen sooner or later.. It’s the Bub Rubb & Lil' sis hompeage featuring the 50 cent WOOOOOO remix. (realplayer)

2003-02-20T02:43:00.000-08:00

Collecting all the freaks on the net: How fresh is this guy?

Look at that! even playstation is against the war (windows media player)

Speaking of campaigns: These guys made just about all the good Diesel campaigns of the last years. Press ‘back’ or ‘refresh’ and their site becomes a totally different one each time. Yippeee!

Oh and by the way: orange juice raped my father (windows media)

2003-02-17T11:15:00.000-08:00

For a change we're gonna get political on your ass. The Black Panther coloring book.

2003-02-14T09:35:00.000-08:00

Can’t touch this!
But you can touch this (tweak!)

2003-02-13T03:45:00.000-08:00

This is weird. Afterlife Telegrams is a company using terminally ill patients. Just hand the company a telegram you’d like to send to the afterlife (maybe telling your grandparents you miss them), and they give it to terminally ill patients, who will be departing to the eternal hunting fields shortly. They should get your message across.

If you don’t beleive in afterlife, you can always visit the void .

So you don’t believe in afterlife, are contemplating suicide and think the only thing worthwhile in life is listening obscure bands and reading Camus? Hey, you’re not alone, all these people do too.

2003-02-11T10:22:00.000-08:00

Ok, after many and annoying complaints that I wasn’t updating, I’m back. Let’s roll (windows media)

Think you can eat more than 50 doughnuts in 8 minutes? Challenge the world champion eaters of the world to a game at The International Federation of Competitive eating.

You remember that sound clip where a roadie turned on Enrique Eglesias’ mic during a playback performance and taped him “singing”? The clip was taken off most sites by the record company. But it has resurfaced again. Here it is (windows media). It’s awful. You know someone’s gonna pay.

2003-02-04T14:26:00.000-08:00

Bored? Flick some peanuts why don't ya?

2003-02-04T13:17:00.000-08:00

Lots of ... erm Bill Hicks bootlegs in the Bill Hicks Bootleg Archive.

2003-02-01T12:36:00.000-08:00

Kron 4 blows the whistle on muffler whistles. Watch the video and witness a great cameo from Bub Rubb & Lil Sis.
*The first link seems to be down. You can still watch the video here. (windows media player)*

2003-01-31T01:45:00.000-08:00

It’s cold out. Even for geese. Why not buy them some warm geese clothes?

Hey it’s Friday, so waste some time with a very nice and addictive on line version of the old portable donkey kong. (FYI: donkey kong was originally called monkey kong, but the manufacturer of the arcade machines misprinted the name, substituting the M for a D)

2003-01-28T08:06:00.000-08:00

Is your girlfriend always playing Xena with your Gilette? Maybe she has what it takes to become one of the Babes With Blades

Short attention span? Try Ten second films

Name that Porno! You take the title of a regular movie, ask millions of people what would be the porn version, and pick out the best ones. Hilarity ensues.

2003-01-23T01:09:00.000-08:00

You call this a car? This is a car.

2003-01-21T00:51:00.000-08:00

Today on the Play show:
The snowstorm game , people who fake their orgasms even in cyber sex (some writer who pretends to be an underage girl on chat and keeps the logs for you to see), a solitary game involving jelly monsters (solitary pegs 2.0), cats that look like Hitler and a scientific test to determine how gay you really are (I was 26% gay, which was ‘too straight’, apparently).

2003-01-17T09:04:00.000-08:00

I know you’re all probably aware of Strongbad, but still, this one is worth pointing out to the oblivious.
After that, go browsing for visual candy at the Image Gate digital image file archive.
We're going home for the weekend, doing what we most like to do, which this week comes down to painting the pets .

2003-01-14T02:44:00.000-08:00

Feel like wasting some time? How about a nice game? Mars Patrol for example. The controls take a bit getting used to, but other than that it’s quite addictive. Shoot the metal spiders in the maze.

Now wasn’t that relaxing? Now you can go back to work thinking about what asses (mp3) your co-workers are. Hey maybe you can play that game again. It’s not like you’re ever gonna get promoted here. You might as well try to yodel your way into heaven (mp3).

2003-01-13T02:58:00.000-08:00

Hey lady , nice tits!. Now that we’ve got your attention. Go watch the uncensored version of “White America” by Eminem. The video was made by GNN, the Guerilla News Network. They’ve got plenty more mindblowing videos on their site. Go watch them, now.

2003-01-12T01:50:00.000-08:00

It's still practically christmas time, so start giving, cybergivers. For Clean air, clean water, the hungry, the blind, pandas, against AIDS, breast cancer... Give Cyberivers, give.

2003-01-09T09:14:00.000-08:00

It is is with great sadness in our hearts that we report the death of oolong . He will be missed. Oolong was made famous by this pic of him wearing a pancake on his head. Remember him by browsing through pictures of happier times or by playing his b3ta game one more time. May he be forever happy in eternal fields of clover.

2003-01-08T08:47:00.000-08:00

Flexibility is everything these days. Gerry knows what I' m talking about. Bill seems to have a pretty good grasp on it as well. You've seen it first on the Contortion Homepage.

2003-01-08T05:45:00.000-08:00

Need to pick up on some energy to get you through the day? Listen to this unauthorised drum ’n bass remix of Pac Man (dubplate) by Ed Rush & Optical. (realplayer)

2003-01-08T02:59:00.000-08:00

Go Go Sushi racer! (on line flash game like matchbox racer or micro machines, only with erm..sushi this time)

Fat chicks rule!

2003-01-07T07:17:00.000-08:00

Just in case you missed anything on the net in 2002, the charming wankers of b3ta made a couple of lists of the best of 2002: best sites, best flash animation, best games, best photoshop..

2003-01-07T03:00:00.000-08:00

We’re back in full effect
Timewasters coming up: this addictive game interface escape (flash) and
make your own red Meat comic. Check out the top 30 so far

2003-01-03T07:49:00.000-08:00

Back to the essentials: listen to Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band.

2002-12-30T07:21:00.000-08:00

Play is going to celebrate New Year, like the rest of you monkeys. We will be back soon.

2002-12-30T06:58:00.000-08:00

FLY GUY

2002-12-28T07:18:00.000-08:00

Since you’re voting, choose the best and brightest beauty of God at the Holy Roller Pageant

2002-12-27T01:40:00.000-08:00

Vote for the new seven wonders of the world. Didn't make the list:this German hip hop instructor . Still good though.

2002-12-20T06:02:00.000-08:00

Friday/ Gametime: Levers (balance the objects) and the paper plane game Have a nice weekend!

2002-12-20T03:29:00.000-08:00

Just a bit of Christmas Love (with a pop-up, please forgive, turn up the speakers!) You can change the name in the URL to send it to your closest companions. Aaaah can you feel the love?

2002-12-19T08:08:00.000-08:00

Save the shoppers from brainless consumerism (lemmings-type game in pixel style)

2002-12-19T05:28:00.000-08:00

Ooh girls cheecky boys ooh boys cheecky girls Touch my bum (realplayer video). It’s just another ketjap ladies waiting to happen…be the first to learn the dance and act like a cheecky girl.

2002-12-19T04:07:00.000-08:00

Well look here! (windows media player) Is your week dragging on? Whistle while you work (realplayer) and make it all better.
More whistling fun on this site devoted to early 1900 whistling music . Come on! Be like whistling tom! (if you need a holiday gift tip: you can pay Tom to call up a friend so he can whistle him or her a happy or loving tune .

Also check out Ben ‘gone with the wind’ Brenner : he ‘gets off’ by being a ‘hand virtuoso’ He demonstrates on the tonight show (1979). (realplayer video). Hilarity ensues.

Still not happy ? Download some classic Bozo the clown records.

Hours more of audio candy at Basic Hip

2002-12-19T01:51:00.000-08:00

princess winter kitty

2002-12-16T03:45:00.000-08:00

Vibrating ducks (some people collect ducks, you know) and dress-up doggies .

2002-12-11T10:53:00.000-08:00

This nut is trying to collect MP3’s of every song John Peel plays on his radio show. Please mail him to applaud his actions. Plenty of great tunes to discover on his site. (all free mp3)

2002-12-09T06:10:00.000-08:00

Snowballfight!

2002-12-06T03:16:00.000-08:00

This man is our new god. This is his site. It has plenty more movies, including combat and training in full ninja gear.

2002-12-05T04:58:00.000-08:00

How very true

2002-12-04T14:44:00.000-08:00

Awww. Looakatdacutejapanesenaimation Monya yeees yeees. Cootchiewoochiewoochie cooo..*ahem* sorry, almost weekend.

2002-12-04T14:21:00.000-08:00

Hello PrOn fans. Not Friday yet, but we’re posting a game anyway. We’re not sure about this one, though. Is this game ethically wrong? It’s fun though. Pico in seine Schule .

2002-11-30T03:27:00.000-08:00

Hank's a pretty loose guy. Great to go out with. (Mediaplayer)

2002-11-28T03:50:00.000-08:00

Whoa!, it's the Ethel Merman Disco album. Disco versions of 'there's no business like showbusiness'.
Still bored? Play stunt biker on-line.

2002-11-26T03:11:00.000-08:00

Want to stay up to date? Look through the current front pages of 164 different papers, of 27 countries around the world at the newseum

2002-11-26T02:55:00.000-08:00

Where mah dogs at? Check out these soccer dogs (and cats), true supporters I tells ya.

2002-11-23T10:42:00.000-08:00

What can I say about this one? Japanese weird ad telling us to use as much Kikkoman Soj Sauce as possible. Check it.

2002-11-22T03:05:00.000-08:00

Friday: time to play: dowload gap skater
. (Quite hard, actually) or play Super Hacky Sack on-line.
Aftre that, for god’s sake leave your computer and go Party! Geeks! (both windows media player)

For dessert: The Last Hula Doll. (Flash animation)

2002-11-21T00:57:00.000-08:00

Recover from your eating disorders with Geri’s music. Including the smash hit Starving for attention. (quote: “Mom and dad hey look/ it’s your little girl/ starving for attention/too much on her plate/things that she can’t taste/starving for attention”)

Or go and shoot some people in the Mickey and Mallory game.

2002-11-20T08:26:00.000-08:00

Whoa man! is that Vin diesel from XXX and The Fast and the Furious in a ’How to breakdance’ educational video? Why, yes it is. (all windows media player)

Game time: Zero Race in full effect.

2002-11-20T03:31:00.000-08:00

Apperently, the two first bootlegs below are down for the moment. Come back later or listen to the
Rock Lords All American Superdance and J Mascis Live set at Rolling Stone instead. (both windows media player)

2002-11-19T06:42:00.000-08:00

It’s been a while since we’ve posted bootlegs. Check out Dre. Dre vs Crowded House and Cher vs. Echo & the Bunnymen (both Mp3). Quite addictive sounds found at go home productins. Or go for Pink vs. Futurama. Get the party started!

1 2 3 4! Beat on the fat! Beat on the fat with a baseball bat! *Ahem* Punk Aerobics. After all, ‘what good are tight abs if your mind don’t work out too?’. Indeed.

2002-11-18T03:11:00.000-08:00

One of the more fantastic clips around: Danger (High Voltage) by Detroit based Electric Six. Featuring Jack White (Stripes). Realplayer or Quicktime and 34 MB but well worth it, especially for the lightbulb-bra-fetish-freaks. You know you are.

2002-11-15T09:34:00.000-08:00

How cool is this? Build your own snowcity and print out your landscape for a festive mug or T-shirt. Cool in all senses of the word, come to think of it. Could there be anything sweeter? By God, yes. Heck these amazineg dancing boys out. (windows media player)
(both found at b3ta.com)
The last link seems to be taken down. We’re sorry. Make it up by watching Kylie sing in her underwear. (windows media player)

2002-11-15T09:23:00.000-08:00

Now why didn't I think of that? Ward off any attackers during your jog in the park with Mace Hotwalkers: wrist weights filled with mace.
For the plain sadists: Mace Pepper Foam: "...covers an assailant's face, making it difficult to see. When the attacker attempts to wipe away the foam, the pepper is ground into the face and eyes".
We're posting this because we care.

2002-11-15T02:41:00.000-08:00

Your ass is mine

Muss eine Frau während einer Massenveranstaltung eine öffentliche Toilette benutzen, so beginnt für sie meistens ein Drama. Not anymore, thanks to the new ladypotty.

2002-11-14T09:44:00.000-08:00

Some moving pictures: Stork patrol and especially for the Dutch and Belgian visitors: greatest misses in Wheel! Of! Fortune! (Windows media in Dutch). That’s Kablammo! (realplayer)

2002-11-12T15:42:00.000-08:00

Liked those singing horses we posted earlier? These Guys made the animation, and there’s lots more goodies to be found.
(found at: diminished responsibility)

2002-11-12T09:15:00.000-08:00

Like the Bellrays (windows media player), The White Stripes, D4? Then check out the garage net to discover hundreds more of these kind of rawk bands. Check out baby woodrose (windows media player) and the super sexy high-heeled Swedish Vixens of Voladoras (click on ‘sounds’).

Those more in the mood for love can check out the sound library of scorebaby.com