Friday, May 10, 2002
The boys from b3ta have been at it again.. you can play Roadie Lemmings: a variation of Lemmings, but with..erm..roadies or (my personal favourite) Badger racing : betting on a badger with optional nitro-boosts to speed up and bombriding naked cats to slow opponents down. The more violent among you can always whack! a penguin.
Looking for some attention? Just dress up like a Mexican wrestler when you go bowling or stand naked in the middle of the city centre with an umbrella op your bum yelling: Yooha!. (I wonder how many fetisj freaks we get with this post)
Celebrities before they were famous are always fun, but celebrities in Jeopardy are hilarious! I mean it (you'll need Realplayer). (Found at Rockim)
Spot Creepy Clown.
It's the ...ehm...the Reagan ...ehm the Old Ronny Reagan Memory Game. That's it. Ooh yes, and we also have the Old Ronny Reagan Memory Game.
Thursday, May 09, 2002
Weeeee're FCGorgeous! (clapclap). We're gonna score tonight!
Wednesday, May 08, 2002
Fun! Midget tossing to Randy Newman's 'Short People (got no reason to live)'
Tuesday, May 07, 2002
Allright, time for some HOT LINKS. All hardcore Christians who don't like it can suck on this!...Remember when we showed you the current champion of Mayonaise eating? This time, the challenge gets more heated with the Tabasco eat-out, in which Bob Remeika consumes a 12 ounce jar of traditional brand Tabasco hot sauce within 20 minutes. Now I hear you thinking: "That's hot, but not as hot as a conjugal visit." (mp3 link) You're absolutely right. Conjugatin' is beautiful crazy, like that song..dammit, who sang that anyway? I wish I had a database for music featured in TV ads. That would be hot! foooweee!
This guy's Redneck Neighbor has late night keg parties, puts up Jesus statues on his mailbox and, for some reason, scorches his backyard. Funny neighbour hating stuff, with live reports, pictures and video.
Monday, May 06, 2002
Open the doors of perception and click on the numbers at the top of Larry Carlson's website.
Let's face it: you're wasting time anyway. So why not waste time the fun, addictive way? You could make a mini-lego version of yourself. Or have a go at some seriously addictive helicopter flying. Meanwhile, if anybody wants me, I'll be in the garden..
Sunday, May 05, 2002
Trying to stay awake this monday morning? Just ease up on the caffeine, that stuff will kill ya. In fact, you can calculate just how many diet cokes and black coffees you can drink before keeling over right here at the Death By Caffeine site.
On the bright side: Yahoo posted some new games. Collapse is the most addictive among them. And if yahoo is too crowded, you can also get it here. Come on, it's only monday, no-one at work will notice..
I haven't seen the movie and I'm not planning on doing so, but The Scorpion King's website has a very nifty game. An on line adventure.
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Killerwhale: the definitive musical statement.
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