Saturday, April 13, 2002
Feeling a little bit down lately? Worried about your beach appearance now summer's coming? Two words: anabolic steroids. They're fun and free.
Elvis is still alive. And he's Chinese.
We drank and cursed our mothers. We drank some more. Feeling lousy. Lost. Sorry about ourselves. In DAKOTA.
Friday, April 12, 2002
Oh David what are you DOING?!
Thursday, April 11, 2002
Now this is what I call webdesign. This is not what I call pong.
Wednesday, April 10, 2002
Electro-Trash Band PEACHES are appealing to the masses: for those of you who've seen them live and have taken pictures of the singer's crotch, please send them in. She's starting a gallery.... (click band name to go in)
Tuesday, April 09, 2002
If you like Weezer then go and kick ass. If you don't like them, drop a Sumo wrestler on them.
So you wanna be a pimp? Not only do you need easy women, but also a Sugar Daddy Pimp Hat, a Mr. T Bobblehead Doll for your dashboard, and of course you'll need to spruce up your computer a bit. And when you're going big pimpin', put some stickers on your lovemobile and flash plenty of Bling Bling. Too bad this pimp item is sold out.
Monday, April 08, 2002
It's David Hasselhoff, in an Eskimo Suit, catching raw fish with his teeth, while flying over the North Pole. Yes, Hooked on a Feeling is probably the best video in the world. Although the Baywatch Highlights with nothing but Hasselhoff running, diving and kayaking is also quite a treat.
Weirdest news, coolest links, tits and abs...and kylie
Killerwhale: the definitive musical statement.
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