Saturday, February 09, 2002
I'm not even gonna try to make a joke about this (found at memepool)
More bootlegs and hard-to-get-tunes to be found in the_dr blog...britney vs. aphex Twin, Christina vs. squarepusher...Scroll down to hear the fan-tas-tic Michael Jackson vs. Q-tip.
It's Saturday. This evening you might consider going out, go for a drink, have a beer ...or a cat. For those staying home alone: don't worry, there's lots of cool and useful stuff to do: imagine the face of your social, "fun-loving" friends when they find out you've been learning to count to ten in 4500 different languages! That 'll show them to waste their lives "meeting other people". And remember: there's always someone who's worse off than you.
Friday, February 08, 2002
It's Friday, it's a new game: Pearls Before Swine. I've played about twenty games and lost every single one. Then I tried the second version and lost that as well. I'm sure there is some sort of trick involved but it's beyond me. El Emigrante: that's more my kind of fun, addressing major political and sociological issues.
Wednesday, February 06, 2002
Booyakasha! The PLAY site is now available in full effect Aberdeen ghetto slang thanks to Da Ali G Translata. With much respect to the Stains Poet.
Looking for an objective movie analysis model? Then the Childcare Action Project is just the thing for you. Using mathematics, statistics, algebra and alchemy every analysed movie receives a CAP quotation (that's short for Child Care Action Project, stupid) which tells you exactly how dangerous it is to expose your children to it. They also kindly add an appropriate bible quotation to every analysis.
Unfortunately, we will never know the exact CAP quotation of "Mullholland Drive" since the analyser left the theater during the lesbian sex scene.
Monday, February 04, 2002
It's a bath, it's a bed it's both! "Part daybed, part chaise, part sofa, Porcelain, with a surreal wit, brings the possibility of luxuriating in the bath into the sitting room." Finally a bath, bed and sofa in one...
I Leik milk!!!!!!!! Milk is nice drink. I drink 3-4 pints most day. I live alone.
Who is want to come to Tokyo. Have extra bedroom my house.
My other intrests includes milk produckts. chesees, youghurt, ect...
also naked womens. Maybe combine both!!!!! hohoho!!!
Erm...or maybe not.
The founder of Ikea may have been a nazi sympathizer, but you can't beat this ad (right click and "save target as").
This is an old one, but it always gets me going on a Monday morning. Weeeeeh!
Sunday, February 03, 2002
I've been giving some Christian website initiatives a hard time this week and maybe that was not too wise, because some of them aren't to be messed with. But hey, guys: I'm just confused. Why does God love lesbians but hates homosexuals? Surely, he can't mean these guys?
Send your loved ones an anti-porn e-card. The best one: "All the things that you've been hiding...have really hurt me."