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Friday, January 11, 2002

 
Talk about weird but simple...Before you do anything else today, make sure to take the most popular on-line Insanity Test.

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Let's rock today, shall we?.
"Many beginners don't realize you don't have to, and indeed shouldn't, chew every rock." The only responsible rock advice you'll get on this site. Also ethically, it might be considered wrong to eat rocks, as you might be eating your deceased grandfather.

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Finally Dj Shadow has a decent site to call his own. Besides the info and the nice design, it's worth a visit due to the Audio Player. Just leave it on while surfing and listen to your favourite Shadow beats, unreleased demo's or even a Live Dj set.

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Thursday, January 10, 2002

 
We’ve posted a lot of crappy sites, bad rappers and even worse poetry the last few days. Maybe it’s time to drop the cynicism and be a bit more constructive again. By posting a design site like this German (don’t let that put you off) one on robots for example or 2001 bafta-winner Sodaplay . Enjoyed these? Then check out Visual Orgasm or Styleboost for more.

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Yes, it's chengwin, half chicken, half penguin shooting eggs at dangerous speed. Matt Murphy dresses up as Chengwin and takes you on a magical trip through the streets of New York with this lovable creation. Watch the movies (warning: quicktime link), also starring Chunk (the evil half chicken/half chunk) and Chixon (half chicken half Nixon) and smile throughout the rest of your week. Brilliant stuff.

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Wednesday, January 09, 2002

 
Doobeedoobeedoo..it's Y2Khai dancin' and romacin' at the party fo' sho.
Thanks to everlasting blort for reminding us of the most loc'd out Asian in SFV.

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If you're a collector, let's say someone collecting airsickness bags and selling posters on the subject, chances are you're not much of an expert in the date department. For possible future contacts, might I suggest trying an inmate? There really are a few lookers among them. And if he/she's got life, you might consider one of these to fulfil your carnal needs.

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Tuesday, January 08, 2002

 
INSANITY
insanity is my only excuse
for killing that bastard
and raping his beautiful girlfriend
he didn't deserve her
she deserved me
and thatís what she got
oh yeah and fuck everyone else out there
who is a bastard
soon I will find you
and much the same as before
Iíll kill you
and fuck your really cute girlfriend
but until then
collin still sucks
amber's still cute
and Iím still in this fucking room
with padded walls

Oh lord, it's the worst poetry ever.

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The U.S. government dropped propaganda leaflets in Afghanistan with a fake foto of Bin Laden. Millions of dollars of budget and the best they could do was this? He looks like Peter Sellers! His head doesn't really fit his body, does it? Come on guys, you've done some wonderful propaganda in the past, let's pick up the pace.

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'N sync are going to appear in the new Star Wars 'Attack of the Clones'. They will be playing a group Jedi knights and will be slain after a few seconds.. God! First JarJar, now this! When did Star Wars become a movie named "Attack of the Clones" featuring 'N sync? George Lucas is blowing the whole myth to Hell!

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In Korea, these kind of edgy ads are shown all day. To all you cramming students and kitchen-dyslexic bachelors, check out this Korean ad at ebaums world and enjoy your cuppa noodles in a way you never could have imagined

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It's Comic time! For those suffering at work, studying, or just bored at home: some classics and some lesser known funnies. First off: The king of cubicles Dilbert and The Far Side....OK now that everyone's wasted their entire morning, let's move on to some heavier stuff in the afternoon with the fantastic Too Much coffee Man, the lovely and 'funny 'cuz it's true' relationship councils of Tiny Sepuku and the weird and just plain genius cynic Red Meat. Close off with contemplating on This Modern World . Go home and be at peace....at last a well spent and fruitful day.

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Monday, January 07, 2002

 
In Heaven, everything is fine. More precisely, in Heaven.. the wine is fine and the chicks are cute.

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Sunday, January 06, 2002

 
The week always starts so slowly... Don't worry, I'm sure no-one else is really working. Play some Bap! on the computer and look really concentrated. No-one will notice. Just keep the sound low.

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The Beatles with punch. A punch in the face, that is. James Hetfield seems fully recovered after his visit to Ye Olde Betty Ford Clinic and lets his light shine on a few Beatles-hits: Beatallica!
With neverending gratitude to killer whale.

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