Friday, January 04, 2002
Dating should be more practical. No more fussing with original pickuplines. If you're lonely and fancy girls like this red-haired Lina, simply submit a form and hope she likes your answers. Over 250 suitors have already applied. Lina would like people with looney Tune tattoos to please refrain from trying. Picky, picky...
They claim it's also "great for gyms". Aaah, nothing beats a large glass of ice cold Nicotine Water after a workout.
Cricket always seemed so boring. But have a go at playing it on the net. By far the best game of 2001. Surprisingly, not many sites posted it. Be sure to turn on the sound...
Forget the old chat sites with just text and a smiley now and then. Go be a friendly robot and take a walk around on the Skyscraper (BACK UP AGAIN). The intro was nominated for best Flash 3D of 2001 (the winner being Ultrashock , whose entertainment games section is good for hours of fun). In the Skyscraper you can download free Mp3's or learn about flash if you want. There's plenty to see, but my favourite is the chat where you can walk around as a floating robot in the Love room, or the Sky Disco. The sound other robots make while talking to you is bound to cheer you up. If robots is not your thing, and you would rather be flying around like a drone, try Random Media Dream Domain. You are an insect flying around in a 3D minimalist landscape, where other drones drop messages in the form of litlle red balls. You can pick the balls up if you want to read them. Confused? You shouldn't be. The navigation is quite simple and you a get a very short training before you begin.
See you there.
Want to know which celebrities share your day of birth? When Einstein, Richard The Lionheart or Louis XIV died? Amaze your friends with this useless knowledge.
Thursday, January 03, 2002
It's ages old, but here's to all who missed it last year. It's the poor people's chance to be cool. It's got a new gallery and it's even crappier than the first one, which means it's actually better in this case.
"Leonardo DiCaprio, without whom, our lives would be empty of all inspiration. There would be no work of art for us to gaze at;
No timeless melody to listen to. It Would not exist the vibrant colors of happiness and joy in our lives, This is our way to say Thank you!" A poetry-site entirely dedicated to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Wednesday, January 02, 2002
Some good natured idiot gave us a monkey for New Year. He probably thought we would be ecstatic over a hairy purple-assed baby in the office. Great. It shrieks, it kisses our dates before we can and of course it craps all over the carpet.
So you promised to quit smoking in 2002...sucks, doesn't it? Aren't you just dying to have one? You never would have thought being orally fixated could be a bad thing, did ya? Well the least you can do is share the pain.
We posted the link to Kylie's clip for agent provocateur earlier. But the link on her site was overloaded. So here's a re-post on the homepage of monsieur provocateur himself. Hopefully, this one will hold out longer while thousands of you well-educated pervs upload Kylie riding a horsie in her underwear. Just go to the mediasection and click on Cinema. Also check out the image gallery: the 've done a great job on the design.
Kick some granny ass with Rest Home Fighter! (found in everlasting blort).
"Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did."
--Madonna, on lucky charms
This and more on the list of Celebrity quotes of the Year...
For all those feeling melancholy after the hangover. You know. Party guilt. Here are some fun links to cheer you up.
You've read the books, went to the role plays, dressed up in hairy feet or a wizard's hat, saw the movie, reread the books..now see the Lego version.
Gilbert Bécaud, John Lee Hooker, Paul Van Den Boeynants...Damn, I could have made money out of these guys.
The Mirror Project : webcam pics and other digital amateur artwork of people photographing their reflection. Some be pretty. Some be stoopid. Some be stoopid blonde and pretty.
No more wanking in the office. iCognito Ltd. - Intelligent Content Recognition has found a way of monitoring employees surfing for porn through hundreds of site recognition points. Not that you have to worry about that....
Sunday, December 30, 2001
Interested in some Flash animation without any practical use whatsoever? Enter the world of Flash-guru Joshua Davis.